And now for something completely different.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/meast/07/11/fork.swallow.ap/index.html

Now this is a weird ass story I thought I'd share...

Here's a picture to wet your appetites:

Uh, excuse me Georgie... We'll Tell you when it's closed...

http://msnbc.com/news/937524.asp?0sl=-33

Bush declares the Uranium controversy closed...

Gee that's awfully white of him, eh?