Something from a friend...

[unclejimbo]

Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, her husband comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will this take?" she asks.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
The wife stops. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat the husband says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He lives, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again. Stupid, stupid man.

Thanks Nonie... Where ever you are...