To the Hag who got me fired from Kinko's
Aug. 26th, 2002 09:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
unclejimboDear Old Bat;
As the anniversary of our altercation approaches, I just wanted to write you a note to thank you for getting me fired from Kinko's.
Because of your actions, I was able to escape a terrible, life sucking job and find work that I could enjoy doing and be appreciated for the work I did.
As of now, I'm working once again in the medical field and making 3 times what I was making there.
The only other thing I have to say to you about the matter is this.
I hope your daughters never work in Hollywood, live long, happy lives, and marry accountants.
Please note: I cleared this curse through the main office and it has been approved and endorsed.
Your's truly,
Uncle Jimbo
P. S. I still don't like you and it was only a 1/16 of an inch.
As the anniversary of our altercation approaches, I just wanted to write you a note to thank you for getting me fired from Kinko's.
Because of your actions, I was able to escape a terrible, life sucking job and find work that I could enjoy doing and be appreciated for the work I did.
As of now, I'm working once again in the medical field and making 3 times what I was making there.
The only other thing I have to say to you about the matter is this.
I hope your daughters never work in Hollywood, live long, happy lives, and marry accountants.
Please note: I cleared this curse through the main office and it has been approved and endorsed.
Your's truly,
Uncle Jimbo
P. S. I still don't like you and it was only a 1/16 of an inch.
