Weekend, House Search and Hawaii... Busy week ahead

Well, we got an offer on our house. We had it on the market for 8 days and we've already got an offer. *whew*

The kicker is we need to find us a house to move to... Our realtor thought our condo would be on the market for 60 days or more... 8 days... EGAD! SO tomorrow, kyburg and her mother are going to look at houses while I'm at work. If they find something good, I'll go and take a look on Monday and then we'll make a decision...

And I'll be the primary mortgage holder... For $250,000 dollars!!! @.@ *hits the floor*

*Gets back up and sits at the keyboard* Sorry, that hits me from time to time... A 30 year loan can do that to one... :p

And Thursday, we go to Hawaii for a week to go snorkeling and seeing volcanoes and other fun stuff... And it will be soooooo warm! ^^

And the hotel we'll be staying at (Hotel Manago) has been run by a Japanese family since 1914 and one of the rooms we'll be in has a Japanese style bath including a furo!!!

Busy busy busy!!! And Wednesday, I have to pick up my new suit from Men's Warehouse. ($300) Need it for my next trip to Tenessee... I hope you like it Grandma!

Hang on folks, it's going to be a bumpy ride!

How to be like Brittney... A fashion Parody

To be a true clone of Pop-Star Brittney Spears you really need only 3 things...

1) The Body! Don't worry about the voice, that can be manipulated in the studio. But you need the killer bod that legions of puberty ridden males find so appealing...

So you're going to need to get some things taken care of... A few lifts, a few tucks... Hell, let's call it $3000 in plastic surgery and be done with it.

2) The Hair! She has long, luxuriant blond hair. The epitome of all things Americana... She was even a Mouseketeer for crying out loud. How does a normal gal compete?

Easy, extensions! Palomino I think, but definitely horse hair. Attach that to your own locks and you too can have the glorious main as B.S. [Wiiiiilll-burrrrrr]

"Okay, Brittney. Now concentrate. How many hit albums do you have?"
[CLOP...CLOP... Her face creases in intense concentration... CLOP]
"Good! Good!" Strokes her hair and feeds her a lump of sugar.

3) A Complete Lobectomy! Well, let's be honest. This bimbo can't even work a cell phone. And when she went in to close a deal with Coca-Cola, she walked in with a Pepsi... (Her handlers were able to quickly parlay this fiasco into a deal with Pepsico... ~_~

So, if she don't need that pesky brain, then you don't either. Just scoop the high function centers right out and you'll be just like her... Or Jerry Falwell... Take your pick!

And there you have it! A true 3 step method to be just like B.S. <--- Hey, those ARE her initials... Does that tell you something?