To the Hag who got me fired from Kinko's

[unclejimbo]

Dear Old Bat;

As the anniversary of our altercation approaches, I just wanted to write you a note to thank you for getting me fired from Kinko's.
Because of your actions, I was able to escape a terrible, life sucking job and find work that I could enjoy doing and be appreciated for the work I did.

As of now, I'm working once again in the medical field and making 3 times what I was making there.

The only other thing I have to say to you about the matter is this.

I hope your daughters never work in Hollywood, live long, happy lives, and marry accountants.

Please note: I cleared this curse through the main office and it has been approved and endorsed.

Your's truly,

Uncle Jimbo

P. S. I still don't like you and it was only a 1/16 of an inch.

Comments

Uuuummm...

[silverkun.livejournal.com]

Alright, before my bent imagination goes any further, what is that last comment about????

Re: Uuuummm...

[unclejimbo.livejournal.com]

A long story. I had a customer at Kinko's who was a classic Hollywood mother. She was doing headshots on her two daughters or in other words, Mommy's little paydays.

She complained that the 600 resumes she had cut down to 8 X 10 were a 1/16th of an inch off. She was a total bitch not realizing that there's a huge difference in trimming one page and 200 pages.

Anyway, she sent a nasty letter to Kinko's corporate and they sent a suit to have me terminated.

Now its a year later and I'm making triple for a fractio of the work.

Bwaa ha haaaa!!!!!