To the Hag who got me fired from Kinko's

Dear Old Bat;

As the anniversary of our altercation approaches, I just wanted to write you a note to thank you for getting me fired from Kinko's.
Because of your actions, I was able to escape a terrible, life sucking job and find work that I could enjoy doing and be appreciated for the work I did.

As of now, I'm working once again in the medical field and making 3 times what I was making there.

The only other thing I have to say to you about the matter is this.

I hope your daughters never work in Hollywood, live long, happy lives, and marry accountants.

Please note: I cleared this curse through the main office and it has been approved and endorsed.

Your's truly,

Uncle Jimbo

P. S. I still don't like you and it was only a 1/16 of an inch.

Animal Precinct

Watching Animal Precinct on Animal Planet. Got to say one thing.

If you are going to be mean to animals in New York, beware of the little blonde officer with the ASPCA. Officer Lucas is one cop who takes no BS! You're better off with the big burly guys.